Hey, you! My tract-reading friend! Have you been warned about the Church of Christ?

You see, you hear such strange things about the Church of Christ. . .

What is the Church of Christ anyway? Is it. . .
An abandoned building in the twilight with a steeple but no cross?

Is it a biological specimen under a microscope?

Is it a grinning shadowy phantasm that materializes over your desk while you're reading?

No, those are all common misconceptions. Let me clarify.

The Church of Christ is. . .

A group of well-groomed white folk like these.

When you visit, you can expect to see perfect WASP families smiling and singing
in front of enormous phallic stained glass windows. . .

Or else dozing off in a pew like this. . .

So who are these people anyway?

Come and see, my tract reading friend. . .

They're the misunderstood church!
And the Eastern Hemisphere is reading its Bible to try and get a handle on them.

Well, to be honest, friend, I can't tell you what the Church of Christ IS, but I can tell you what it most certainly is NOT:

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